Maybe he needed to do some last minute holiday shopping

::Drive2::

Linkie.

Damage to the mall: $35,572

Damage to the Lancer: $10,458

Face-planting off the escalator: Priceless :albino:

S.

Silly... couldn't he just run his car into a bridge pillar and off himself that way?

Man I miss FL!

All this does is make me realize how boring my job is :(

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

All this does is make me realize how boring my job is :(

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Transfer to FL for more excitement! :D

I can make my own excitement::EvilBana

Thank goodness the mall was closed!

Ya think if the :cat: wanted to hurt himself he could have tried a touch harder!

lol he was just mad cuz he bot a es and not a evo

Saw this on CNN while sitting in the airport yesterday. They said it was his fourth suicide attempt.

Some people just aren't good at anything.

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Originally Posted by altiain

Saw this on CNN while sitting in the airport yesterday. Apparently it was his fourth suicide attempt.

Some people just aren't good at anything.

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Perhaps now that it is Xmas time, we should take up a collection... buy him one bullet, rent him a gun, give him half a bottle of crap whiskey, and put on some sad, country Christmas songs and let nature do the rest.