There were three dogs sitting in a Vet clinic, a black lab, a chocolate lab, and a yellow lab. They strike up a conversation and began to ask each other why they were there.
Yellow Lab: Well, I'm a digger. I can't stop diggin so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I dig up flower beds, I dig up gardens, last night I went overboard and dug a whole in the carpet.
Two Other Dogs: Wow, so what are they doing for you?
Yellow Lab: They're putting me on Prozac, it's supposed to slow me down.
Chocolate Lab: Well, I'm a pisser. I can't stop pissin so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I piss indoors, outdoors, I piss on peoples legs. Last night I went overboard and pissed right in the middle of my owners bed.
Two Other Dogs: Wow, so what are they doing for you?
Chocolate Lab: They're putting me on Prozac, it's supposed to slow me down.
Black Lab: Well, I'm a humper. I can't stop humping so my owner brought me here to see what they can do for me. I hump pillows, cartires, furniture. Last night I went overboard with my humping. My owner had just showered and she bent over to dry her toes and I started humping her.
Two Other Dogs: I guess you're getting Prozac too?
Black Lab: Nah, I'm here to get my nails clipped. ::Humpy::
