Damn the Luck!!!

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03-09-2007, 06:00 PM
driftdevil

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Damn the Luck!!!

THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!

To my Darling Husband,
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. XOXOXO

P.S. Your girlfriend called.
03-10-2007, 12:57 AM
Nexus Flux

That's a pretty harsh way to learn to not cheat on women.

"Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd."
-William Congreve
03-10-2007, 11:18 AM
Billy Blaze

Or.....just get a wife that dosen't mind if you have a girlfriend as long as you share. ;)
03-10-2007, 11:23 AM
Monkey of Death

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Originally Posted by Billy Blaze

Or.....just get a wife that dosen't mind if you have a girlfriend as long as you share. ;)

'cause those are easy to find.... ;)
03-10-2007, 04:32 PM
Billy Blaze

They are easier to find than you would think ;)
03-12-2007, 09:17 AM
Ted the Red

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Originally Posted by Monkey of Death

'cause those are easy to find.... ;)

+1 on that MoD!
03-12-2007, 09:38 AM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by Billy Blaze

They are easier to find than you would think ;)

+1
03-12-2007, 10:25 AM
MadMerv

I don't believe any of you!!!!!!!
03-12-2007, 11:50 AM
Nexus Flux

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Originally Posted by Billy Blaze

They are easier to find than you would think ;)

I think you are getting them confused with groupies.

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Originally Posted by MadMerv

I don't believe any of you!!!!!!!

+1
03-12-2007, 12:18 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by MadMerv

I don't believe any of you!!!!!!!

Just because you can't find all the freaky chicks doesn't mean others can't ;-)
03-12-2007, 12:38 PM
Magma

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Just because you can't find all the freaky chicks doesn't mean others can't ;-)

+1::BaHump::
03-12-2007, 01:19 PM
JDMClassic

http://forums.dfwmiata.com/attachmen...4&d=1173484823

WTF!!!!!! That's just crazy.
03-12-2007, 01:48 PM
srivendel

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Originally Posted by JDMClassic

WTF!!!!!! That's just crazy.

Yeah, it's crazy that that Ferrari was stored in such a boring looking garage. ::Fish::

S.
03-12-2007, 01:51 PM
MiataMike

Its also crazy that someone who owns a Ferrari would own a truck like that ;-)
03-12-2007, 01:54 PM
Treibenschnell

Anyone have the original link? That must have been one helluva running start the truck had.
03-12-2007, 02:01 PM
Adam Payrot

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Its also crazy that someone who owns a Ferrari would own a truck like that ;-)

They don't

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Got some more info on this one, if anyone is interested... I live in Northwest Arkansas and sent this around to some friends... one of them had seen it on the news:

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This accident happened in Rogers. The 17 yr old kid was bending over to look for a cell phone. He hit the curb, went airborne, and landed on the car. It seems irrational, but I saw it on the news yesterday.

The town of Rogers is immediately adjacent to Bentonville, which is the location of Wal-Mart headquarters... we've got a few other large companies in the area, such as J.B. Hunt and Tyson Foods. The Ferrari probably belongs to either an executive of one of those companies, or more likely to an executive of one of the vendors that works with those companies.

A link...
03-12-2007, 02:03 PM
Adam Payrot

Check page 5 of the link I posted, some random quotes and info there.
03-12-2007, 11:24 PM
Faindog

When I lived in Leadville, Colorado we had 8 guys to one girl ratio. So, you didn't lose your girlfriend, you just lost your turn.
03-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Faindog

I was looking at the picture and just noticed the Hardly Dangerous parked next to it. (Scooter) Geez, that was one heckuva get off! Get a perimete set up, comin' in hot!