Originally Posted by
trickyrix
I had the "handbrake roulette" Ford Escort for a week in '95 while my Z28 was in the body shop (Doran Chevrolet had to put a new front bumper cover on it because they tore it up BACKING IT OFF THE DAMN TRUCK!!!). Needless to say, the Escort was the object of my frustration. It came back with flat-spotted tires (Roulette), dents in the hood (Dukes of Hazzard style entry slides), dents in the roof (my friend decided to jump up on top of the car - alcohol may have been involved), hideously warped brake rotors, and a little bit of puke down the passenger side (jumping on top of the car may agitate one's tummy). Then we had the off road excursions (almost turned it over in a freshly plowed field), the jaunt through the corn field at 2AM (kinda bumpy, but hey, free corn), and the Conservation of Momentum driving style (don't slow down, you'll never get it back).
I pity the fool that bought that one from the Enterprise fleet...
::EvilBana