Jotd?

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to

other people, found them assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma 'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Funny!

Funny, but I could have sworn I read this here a looooooong time ago :D