Classic quotes

Seen a couple of choice posts here lately, figured it was time to start this thread (if there's not one already).

And... go.

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Originally Posted by mr brg

yeah, I don't even get excited passing GT3's anymore, I only do "HPDE's" with retired F1 drivers now because I'm that bad ass.

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Originally Posted by MadMerv

I'll trade you five NA's for it...

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Originally Posted by jrj512

The encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.

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Originally Posted by CosmosMpower

Hey Nancy, why don't you get your ass out here and race instead of playing jerk off from the sideline? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Nails

BR has one.

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With above quote...

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

Nevermind then....

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Originally Posted by JuanoTejano

So now I need some help finding a helmet, I've read the other thread about "how much is your head worth" and mine is worth about $80...

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Originally Posted by ken o

Those sites eat tires faster than a dingo eats a baby.

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Originally Posted by ken o

I purchased a car a week before I ....
Never mind sold it.

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:-)

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Wrong again. If I give you a dollar, will you shut up and go away?

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

THIS IS A TEST OF THE MME EMERGENCY BRODCAST SYSTEM

URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED (TEST)
245 PM EST THU FEB 12 2007

MME HAS ISSUED A
HARDTOP WATCH FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES

PALO PINTO


REMEMBER...A HARDTOP WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR
HARDTOP MUTILATION IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH
AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR
THREATENING HARDTOP CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS
AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS.

::Rimshot:

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Originally Posted by FAQ

Should I insult Titus?
Only if he was standing next to you when it started raining.

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Originally Posted by FAQ

Why do so many people say "F U Titus"?
If you don't already know, you obviously haven't met the guy... But seriously, don't invite him to an autocross unless you LIKE driving in the rain.

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::Banana::::BaHump::::Banana::

In response to pitchman punching prostitute:

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Originally Posted by cam76034

Shamwow!!

More like Sham-OWW!

Really, who slips the tongue to a hooker anyway?

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Originally Posted by superskittles

nice turbo

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::Banana::

hhhmmm

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Originally Posted by Billy Blaze

I like orange

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::Banana::::Banana::::Banana::

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

::Banana::::Banana::::Banana::

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I do I do

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

It's a Civic. If it's not stock, it's Rice.

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

I'll give ya two-fidy:-)

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:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...2960957048.jpg

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Originally Posted by jrj512:

I have no idea who either of them are.

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Originally Posted by ken o:

Because they don't do gay porn.

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then...

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac:

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...pwi0o1_500.jpg

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Nope... fundamental rule on this forum... Once you get past page 1, the chance of useful info is near zero.

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True.

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Originally Posted by creek

Facebook sucks, I just had an ex girlfriend look me up and demand an apology for breaking up with her 35 years ago. Damn internet takes all the fun out of stalking.

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Originally Posted by creek

Never mind this previous post. We hooked up.

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Originally Posted by Miatamoto

Jeffman drives flat out... there is no advanced group in autocross so he can't be bothered with it. His Twitter followers would be let down. He's driven 200mph on the tollway... at night... in the rain... in his miata ;)

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Originally Posted by sammm

We never drift on the classifieds. That would be wrong. :scratch:

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Originally Posted by rory or his "friend" we were never sure which

Ok I have tried mapquset to work but everytim i do a link and check it it ends up being in a place 3 towns over so here it is in a simpler form take 30 west get off of horne/ camp bowie exit take the left road after the stop light go 6 blocks and its on the left hand side.

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Whoever stole the punctuation keys from the keyboards at the nursing school really should give those back...

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Originally Posted by black roadster

jokers? clowns?

Attachment 4709

Sorry but after working on Miatas all day, it's not exactly my idea of fun.

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A picture of the book "How to Win Friends & Influence People" is attached above.

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Originally Posted by Sharpie

You should try reading that book......

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Originally Posted by CHeavin_2006

The Prius is a REAL driver's car

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WoW Just WoW

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Or the Blinker Fluid! :wink:

http://www.thenismoshop.com/items/it_999MP-BLINKER.jpg

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Classic

And this:

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It must be difficult when English is not your first language and what you are trying to say doesn't make sense in any language.
I call bullshit.

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Originally Posted by trickyrix

But how does that affect their alignment skillz?

That's kinda like saying "I won't get a lap dance at a place that doesn't serve fresh-cut french fries."

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Posted in the Eagle's Canyon Raceway Toy Run December 4 & 5 :

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Originally Posted by Matt V

Anyone have any videos from group 2? I want to see how slow I was, LOL.

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Originally Posted by miataspeedracer

No, but I saw a guy with a sketch pad...

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Originally Posted by Darron65

Hmm, and I followed a certain white NA w/o rollbar for nearly a lap waiting for the point-by. I bet I could draw something from memory. ::Rant::

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Originally Posted by jrj512

Poor Darron65. When he pointed me by on the straights, I think he actaully had to turn the car off in order to slow down enough. I swear he was jingling his key ring at me when I inched by. ;)

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Originally Posted by jeff_man

i tool a set off a friend NA to barrow and installed them in my NB, they only fix because my car is stripped but yes they are so very much worth the money.

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Originally Posted by Titus

Jeff_man say what? :confused:

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Originally Posted by ken o

Let me help. I speak jeff_man.

He fabricated a set, using a set from an NA that he borrowed from his friend. He installed the set on his NB. They only fit because the car is stripped. He endorses the product and believes it is worth the money.

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Originally Posted by ken o

How about a picture of a guy drinking from an ER mug, wearing an ER shirt, doing the "ER loose ball shake" on a t-shirt.

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He speaks Jeffanese

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Oh, and this:

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Do I have the most quotes? I don't even post half the stuff I think.

That's what Yogi Berra said, "I didn't really say everything I said."

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

At first I figured you young kids had come up with a new twist to a Dirty Sanchez and called it the Sandy Bridge!

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Curran said most internet users won't see any effect from the transition.

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right . . .

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

As a brief "historical" point, the board here exists largely due to some dissatisfaction with the "club" offerings in the area.

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Originally Posted by Titus

Metroplex Mazda Enthusiasts, where Mazda owners hang out and Honda owners are begrudgingly tolerated.

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I still think this should have been on the old MME t-shirts.

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Originally Posted by ken o

You drive a car that can out handle my bloated pig. You don't need brakes, you need balls.

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Originally Posted by OZMDD

I actually don't check FB much, since I have a penis.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

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Not a penis comment, but a great line.

DiNozzo would be proud.

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Originally Posted by mr brg

Towing is a sticky subject here. most recommend a Peterbuilt tractor for a utility/tire trailer so I'm going to recommend using a BN Santa Fe train engine for something as heavy as a Miata and an Aircrane to get it to the train yard. Flat towing with that SUV is for nothing larger than a Micro Machine, maybe a Hot Wheel if you have a 1-ton dialog. I towed a lawn mower with a Cummins 3500 on a triple axle goose-neck once and it was too was dangerous.

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Originally Posted by ozmdd

If mine looked that good, I'd have to have it exposed too!

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again, not a penis comment, but a great line.

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Originally Posted by cone-cerned

"Fun With Fur" brings a different thought to my mind.::Naughty:

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Originally Posted by Titus

Doug, most haven't had fur in many years.

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