Originally Posted by
cam76034
We have this long lane covered with trees on all sides that goes for a couple hundred yards. (you've driven it Billy)
A few years ago me and a couple of buddies were walking down this lane late at night to lock the gate on the main road. As we trudged through the darkness, Cory was telling us this story about how he and his dad used to go to rattlesnake roundups and catch them barehanded, blah blah blah real macho stuff.
All of a sudden he screams like a girl "Spiders spiders spiders!!!" and starts slapping himself so hard he slapped his glasses off his face into the darkness. He'd walked into one of those webs these spiders like to build at night. You'd a thought he walked into one of those giant spider webs off an old Tarzan movie.
It was so so so funny, especially taken out of the context of bragging about snake handling and all...
We found his glasses the next morning about twenty feet away from where he slapped himself.
Makes me smile even now.