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OK, since this thread has obviously gone to the dogs (and other assorted animals), here's a Christmas song for the dogs:
W A L K I N G I N A D O G G I E W O N D E R L A N D . . .
(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows the stream that I love most;
It says "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.
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That's pretty damned good!
