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WoW Just WoW

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Or the Blinker Fluid! :wink:

http://www.thenismoshop.com/items/it_999MP-BLINKER.jpg

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It must be difficult when English is not your first language and what you are trying to say doesn't make sense in any language.
I call bullshit.

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Originally Posted by trickyrix

But how does that affect their alignment skillz?

That's kinda like saying "I won't get a lap dance at a place that doesn't serve fresh-cut french fries."

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Posted in the Eagle's Canyon Raceway Toy Run December 4 & 5 :

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Originally Posted by Matt V

Anyone have any videos from group 2? I want to see how slow I was, LOL.

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Originally Posted by miataspeedracer

No, but I saw a guy with a sketch pad...

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Originally Posted by Darron65

Hmm, and I followed a certain white NA w/o rollbar for nearly a lap waiting for the point-by. I bet I could draw something from memory. ::Rant::

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Originally Posted by jrj512

Poor Darron65. When he pointed me by on the straights, I think he actaully had to turn the car off in order to slow down enough. I swear he was jingling his key ring at me when I inched by. ;)

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Originally Posted by jeff_man

i tool a set off a friend NA to barrow and installed them in my NB, they only fix because my car is stripped but yes they are so very much worth the money.

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Originally Posted by Titus

Jeff_man say what? :confused:

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Originally Posted by ken o

Let me help. I speak jeff_man.

He fabricated a set, using a set from an NA that he borrowed from his friend. He installed the set on his NB. They only fit because the car is stripped. He endorses the product and believes it is worth the money.

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Originally Posted by ken o

How about a picture of a guy drinking from an ER mug, wearing an ER shirt, doing the "ER loose ball shake" on a t-shirt.

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He speaks Jeffanese

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Do I have the most quotes? I don't even post half the stuff I think.

That's what Yogi Berra said, "I didn't really say everything I said."

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

At first I figured you young kids had come up with a new twist to a Dirty Sanchez and called it the Sandy Bridge!

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Curran said most internet users won't see any effect from the transition.

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right . . .

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

As a brief "historical" point, the board here exists largely due to some dissatisfaction with the "club" offerings in the area.

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Originally Posted by Titus

Metroplex Mazda Enthusiasts, where Mazda owners hang out and Honda owners are begrudgingly tolerated.

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I still think this should have been on the old MME t-shirts.

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Originally Posted by ken o

You drive a car that can out handle my bloated pig. You don't need brakes, you need balls.

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Originally Posted by OZMDD

I actually don't check FB much, since I have a penis.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

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Not a penis comment, but a great line.

DiNozzo would be proud.

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Originally Posted by mr brg

Towing is a sticky subject here. most recommend a Peterbuilt tractor for a utility/tire trailer so I'm going to recommend using a BN Santa Fe train engine for something as heavy as a Miata and an Aircrane to get it to the train yard. Flat towing with that SUV is for nothing larger than a Micro Machine, maybe a Hot Wheel if you have a 1-ton dialog. I towed a lawn mower with a Cummins 3500 on a triple axle goose-neck once and it was too was dangerous.

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Originally Posted by ozmdd

If mine looked that good, I'd have to have it exposed too!

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again, not a penis comment, but a great line.

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Originally Posted by cone-cerned

"Fun With Fur" brings a different thought to my mind.::Naughty:

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Originally Posted by Titus

Doug, most haven't had fur in many years.

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