Originally Posted by
mr brg
You are that guy who bumped into English Langauge at a bar, sat down with it, and had a couple drinks. That first meeting was pretty exciting, so you convinced a scared, reluctant, but naive to meet you again. On that second meeting, you build trust with English Language, there was even a glimmer of a little romance with that respect you garnered. You started to show English language that you could not only pull your own weight as an intellectual equal, but you could trust each other and decided to go somewhere else. Well, it turns out that you left something at home and had to run by the house, it's on the way. Then, you invited English Language into the house while you looked for your things...and that's when you took advantage of the effort you put into building trust and you forcibly raped English. You held it down and raped it like a you're a god damned 3rd world war lord, power drunk on sin and depravity. The English language changed that day, and it can never go back from where you took it in that post with you misuse of punctuation, run-on sentences, and lack of capitalization of proper nouns. You made English Languate your whore, it's too bad you didn't have the decency to kill your victim, now English Language will live with what you've done.
