Hey look at that! Denton's mentioned in a big time website. :rolleyes:
Cops: Woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
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Hey look at that! Denton's mentioned in a big time website. :rolleyes:
Cops: Woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Trying to earn some extra money for Christmas presents Darron? ;)
So which of these two would have an easier time getting in the door...
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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
Not even close, but I was trying to think of a forum member resembling the police report description. Best I could think of was blackzx3_13!Quote:
Originally Posted by sammm
What an idiot lady. That's all I have to say.
What could possibly go wrong he seems nice! ::Curls::Quote:
a woman who allowed a purported masseur who "seemed legitimate" into her home.
:rolleyes:
Thats about 90% of the 20 somethings in Denton. :rolleyes:Quote:
with a tattoo on one of his upper arms. He was wearing flip-flops, a t-shirt, and cargo shorts
I got slapped last time I offered an ass massage...
Sorry... I just wasn't in the mood for it that day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik
Thats ok, btw you have nice tits, what size are they?Quote:
Originally Posted by Titus
You can link directly to failblog and other cheezburger network site images... no need to attach. :-) Unless that v3 kid is gonna whine about image sizes or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...-name-fail.jpg
I'll go with "or something"...
Not sure, but getting smaller ever day. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Majik
Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs. ::Banana::
Congrats! :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Titus
Tapeworm? ::Banana::Quote:
Originally Posted by Titus
Go Rocky!Quote:
Originally Posted by Titus
http://www.aletteraweek.com/images/r...v_training.jpg
Simple formula... 1400 calories a day on a normal day, 1800 calories on days that I spend at least an hour at the gym. Currently only making it to the gym about once a week, but I am going to try and start making it 3 days a week. This compares to 2500-3000 calories a day and no gym in the past.Quote:
Originally Posted by trickyrix
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Originally Posted by Titus
I'm impressed. Congrats, man.
I'm rejoining the gym this month, I've REALLY been slacking. But, I've been running a lot so it's not all bad.
I finally have someone to inspire me. And it's a girl. Not related to me. And under 40. And cute!!
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Originally Posted by MadMonkey
Yes but is she still breathing? Over 18? Not incarcerated? Doesn't inflate?
...and quite the inspiration she is... ::Banana::Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMonkey
http://www.doitbig.org/temp/jailbait.jpg
Yes, :D, no, noQuote:
Originally Posted by black roadster
Notice he didn't say no to the jailbait picture...
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Originally Posted by aalvarez04