Tired of ugly online dates?

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08-03-2005, 10:55 AM
Treibenschnell

Tired of ugly online dates?

Try Beautiful People.net

Here's their mission statement:

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Originally Posted by BP.net

BeautifulPeople.net is an elite online members' club, which introduces beautiful people to truly beautiful people. It is a meeting place which is reserved for people, who because of their attractive appearance and personal qualities, stand out from the majority...

We are proud to be the first online community in which existing members decide whether or not a new applicant should be accepted through our revolutionary rating technology. Once you have uploaded your profile, you will be rated by existing members of the opposite sex over a three day period. They will judge whether your picture and profile are deemed attractive enough to grant you coveted access.
You will notice that all the members in BeautifulPeople.net are exactly that: beautiful.

Oh, and they believe that beautiful people only use IE... so uglies like me that use FireFox are out of luck! http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ault/ph34r.gif
08-03-2005, 11:00 AM
Majik

I've been a member there for years! :albino:
08-03-2005, 11:03 AM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by Majik

I've been a member there for years! :albino:

Well, I guess they make exceptions every now and then! http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/tongue.gif
08-03-2005, 11:06 AM
srivendel

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Oh, and they believe that beautiful people only use IE... so uglies like me that use FireFox are out of luck!

Me too! :cheers:

I do have a beautiful car, though. Does that count? :monkey:

S.
08-03-2005, 11:09 AM
wrxmr2eater

Nope no exceptions :pale:

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Originally Posted by Beautifulpeople.net

Once you have uploaded your profile, you will be rated by existing members of the opposite sex over a three day period. They will judge whether your picture and profile are deemed attractive enough to grant you coveted access.

Maybe they voted while they were drunk. :drunken:
08-03-2005, 11:10 AM
srivendel

:shock:

As of Tuesday the 2nd of August all applicants will be charged a non-refundable $10.00 for applying to BeautifulPeople Network. This fee will stand regardless of the rating outcome. :bs:

Once you have become a member of BP, you will have a BP account that you can add funds to as and when you like. Once you have added funds you need to buy the services you wish to use. Most important is to purchase a subscription. To do this, credit your account and then simply click on 'my page' -> 'My BP account' and choose the subscription you wish to purchase. We have outlined the subscription costs below.
It is completely free to upload your picture and profile. If you want full access to all the features on the site Subscription costs are as follows:

2 Days: $8.00
14 Days: $20.00
30 Days: $25.00
90 Days: $70.00
365 Days: $260.00

Please note that we are more competitive than the majority of networking sites out there, while also delivering a far superior service.

Good luck with that, Majik.

S.
08-03-2005, 11:13 AM
Treibenschnell

$18 for two days? Crazy!!

$8 + $10 non-refundable = nuts!
08-03-2005, 12:13 PM
POS Racing

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Originally Posted by Majik

I've been a member there for years! :albino:

Same here! :cheers:
http://www.automotiveexpression.com/pimptastic2.jpg
08-03-2005, 12:31 PM
srivendel

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

Same here! :cheers:
http://www.automotiveexpression.com/pimptastic2.jpg

God that's funny.

S.
08-03-2005, 12:42 PM
Titus

We should pool together $18 to open an account and create a profile with that picture!
08-03-2005, 12:42 PM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by Titus

We should pool together $18 to open an account and create a profile with that picture!

I'm in for $4!!!
08-03-2005, 12:45 PM
Titus

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

I'm in for $4!!!

Great... now we just need another 3.5 people to kick in $4. :drunken:
08-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by Titus

Great... now we just need another 3.5 people to kick in $4. :drunken:

C'mon ya cheap bastard! You work for bank... float yourself a cherry loan!
08-03-2005, 12:55 PM
sammm

I'm in for $2 (I'll take one for the team and be the .5)
08-03-2005, 12:55 PM
Titus

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

C'mon ya cheap bastard! You work for bank... float yourself a cherry loan!

http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/Crylol.gif http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/Crylol.gif http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/Crylol.gif http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/Crylol.gif

Looks like I got about two-fitty in my penny jar. $9.50 to go!
08-03-2005, 06:54 PM
altiain

Count me in for $4.00, but only if we name him Sparky Babaganoush!! :mrgreen:
08-03-2005, 10:08 PM
blackzx3_13

I may have 2.00 to add as well :drink:
08-03-2005, 10:29 PM
Treibenschnell

We're still short $3.50!!

Dig deep boys... we have to get Sparky a date!
08-03-2005, 10:37 PM
wrxmr2eater

Im in for the rest. I just wanna see how fast its denied. Beautiful people will scream in horror....

http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...t/rollaugh.gif

Although dont we only need 10 bucks to submit the profile, the 8 is only for after he is accepted?
08-04-2005, 07:47 AM
POS Racing

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Originally Posted by wrxmr2eater

Im in for the rest. I just wanna see how fast its denied. Beautiful people will scream in horror....

What are you trying to say? :flower:
08-04-2005, 08:21 AM
wrxmr2eater

Its the hat, yeah the hat..

http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ult/Crylol.gif

I ended it on a positive note. I'll help with the fees for when Mr Babaganoush gets in the the self proclaimed club of exclusivity.

I dare say that without the hat I would have even less of a chance. :cyclops:
08-04-2005, 08:48 AM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by POS Racing

What are you trying to say? :flower:

We http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...efault/wub.gif you no matter what hat you may be wearing!

http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ault/crazy.gif
08-04-2005, 09:31 AM
sammm

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

We http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...efault/wub.gif you no matter what hat you may be wearing!

:cat:
08-04-2005, 09:41 AM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by sammm

:cat:

Don't be afraid to admit your feelings for POS... he's just so damned loveable!

http://www.dallasimports.net/forums/...ault/angel.gif

In fact, that should be the tag line we use for his dating service!
10-15-2006, 04:53 PM
Majik

Bringing this one back from the dead. I saw the yahoo spider checking it out and I was curious about the title.
10-15-2006, 06:03 PM
Treibenschnell

This one is old... very old.
10-16-2006, 10:40 AM
rx7gslse

heh... I actually know someone who is a member of that.....

Even drives a miata oddly enough ;)

(no, not me.)
10-16-2006, 11:18 AM
MadMerv

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Originally Posted by Titus

We should pool together $18 to open an account and create a profile with that picture!

I would hate to lose my $.25! :D