Have a bad day at the track? Lose to your buddy by three thousandths of a second? ( :P ) Tired of coming up with new excuses? Never fear - use the handy-dandy excuse generator, and you'll never have to think up your own excuse again. :D
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Have a bad day at the track? Lose to your buddy by three thousandths of a second? ( :P ) Tired of coming up with new excuses? Never fear - use the handy-dandy excuse generator, and you'll never have to think up your own excuse again. :D
I went through all of those, and didnt see anything about tire delamination... :P
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Jock itch.
That's gotta be a bitch when you have a five point harness on! :oops: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilSpeeder
Haha, whats up sub strap?????
One word - diareha
Cha cha cha
Chris
As you put the car in first and feel a sudden burst... Diarrhea diarrhea
As you go around the corner and your ass feels a little warmer... diarrhea diarrhea
If you're shifting into third, and feel squirmy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea!
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Originally Posted by Majik
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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
I'm glad we're such a high-brow group! :D
It's certainly better than being up to your eyes in &#$*...
If you miss second gear shift and your up to your eyes in *&^%, diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you're shifting into fourth and you feel an urgent force... Diarrhea Diarrhea
If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.
Or
If your hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are almost full, diarrhea, diarrhea.
If you are changing a tire, and you feel a backfire, diarrhea diarrhea
>>If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.
:lol: LMFAO!
I'll have to charge you royalties for that you know! ;)
Haha, as soon as I start making the T-Shirts I'll give you a cut!
Sorry to bring this back from the dead, but.... your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
If you're slipping off the track and you feel moistness in your crack... diarrhea, diarrhea...
If you feel your brown eye burn, ripping into the last turn, diarrhea, diarrhea...
As you're speeding past the cop and your pants begin to drop, diarrhea, diarrhea...
When you reach to change the gear, and something oozes out your rear... diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you mash down on the gas, and something dribbles out your ass... diarrhea, diarrhea!
If you can hear the siren wail, but there's a burning in your tail... diarrhea, diarrhea!
When you're finishing up your heat and you leave something in the seat...Diarrhea Diarrhea
...and I was eating my lunch :oops: I think I'm going to throw up!
Maybe we should put the NSFL (not safe for lunch) tag on this thread...
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I guess we really should mention this...
Persistent diarrhea may signal disease... Duh...
Glad to see you're finally covering your ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by tailchaser