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  1. 03-12-2008, 05:37 PM #1
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    Default Kansas woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend's toilet

    I could not resist this headline
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    I'm just speechless... wow.
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    ....sounds like me after a meal at Chipotle




    EDIT: no, I don't sit on my boyfriend's toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post
    no, I don't sit on my boyfriend's toilet
    Why? He doesn't clean it often enough?

    By the way? Is that the lucky gent in your avatar?
    Last edited by black roadster; 03-13-2008 at 05:27 AM.
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    This thread is useless w/o pics!
    I’m a man, but I can change. If I have to, I guess.
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    So what took her boyfriend so long to call authorities?? Was this a weird attempt to show what she would do for him (The Secretary)?

    FREAK!! :)

    I don't even want to think about this for a second longer....buy bye.

    And THANK GOD there are NO PICTURES!!! ..oO(TWO YEARS!?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darron65 View Post
    This thread is useless w/o pics!
    I don't think my eyes could handle it.
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    Something about this story doesn't smell right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    Something about this story doesn't smell right.

    Yeah... It just doesn't sit well with me.
    ...and across the line.

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  11. 03-13-2008, 08:36 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by black roadster View Post
    Yeah... It just doesn't sit well with me.
    HAHA! (lol)

    Apparently she sat well for HIM!
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    The part I dont understand is they said her skin was around the toilet seat but her clothes were still on.

    How the hell does that happen?....eeewwww!

    I hope they make a South Park about it tho :)
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    The next sentence said that her sweat pants were around her mid thighs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Blaze View Post
    The part I dont understand is they said her skin was around the toilet seat but her clothes were still on.

    How the hell does that happen?....eeewwww!

    I hope they make a South Park about it tho :)
    DOH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik View Post
    The next sentence said that her sweat pants were around her mid thighs.

    aaahhh missed that part.
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    Two years on the jon is nothing. How about Six Years On a Couch!
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