Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
Is donuts the name of your dog?
That reminds me...

A woman walks into a pub and goes up to the bar. The bartender is mixing some crazy concoction which is going to be the shot special of the night. The bartender asks her if she would like to try it. She does, likes it, and ends up drinking this brew all night long.

The next day she comes back to the bar and she looks like hell. The bartender is mixing his shot special again and says “would you like to try tonight’s special”. The woman says “absolutely not!” The bartender, noticing her appearance says and being a bit of a smart ass says “so I guess you liked last night’s drinks”. The woman says “no, I blew Chunks”. The bartender replies “oh, I’m sorry you got sick”. The woman replies “no…you don’t understand…Chunks is my dog”.