Thats freaking hilarous. And not far off.
But on the positive side I went there last night and bought a bluetooth headset for my cell. The guys in the cell department were helpful and although they couldn't answer my questions about compatibility, generally helpful and knowledgeable. Coming from Kansas, I'd never seen anything much better than best buy. I still have to breath deeply for the first minute I'm in frys each time. My credit card shrinks in horror.