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Tramp stamp Barbie...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wor...00903115235033

reminded me of this...

Here's a sneak preview of limited edition dolls for the Dallas market.




Southlake Barbie
This Barbie Princess is sold only in one upscale shop at Willow Bend Mall. She has an
assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog,
Available with or without tummy tuck and facelift. Also available: McMansion on Beverly Drive .
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.


Keller Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
and coordinated spa workout ensemble. Car-pooling is her full-time occupation.
She easily gets lost driving offspring to play dates & school. Traffic jamming
cell phone sold separately.

EvermanBarbie
Recently paroled Barbie sports a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a
Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small bills).


Colleyville Barbie
Yuppie Barbie sold with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.
Included are her own Starbucks cup, platinum credit cards and country club membership. Also
available are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to
afford any of them.


Haltom City Barbie
This pale gal has Wrangler jeans two sizes too small,
a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. Also a six-pack of Bud
and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick Mullet-Hair Ken's
butt when drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag.


Azle Barbie
Sassy tobacco-chewing, big-brassy-haired Barbie wears high-heeled
bling sandals with one heel broken by chasing Beer-Gut Handyman Ken out of Southlake
Barbie's pool house. Details include low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a
see-through halter-top. Mobile home sold separately.



University Park Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight hair,
archless feet, hairy armpits, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her
Willow or Serenity. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but with a purchase of two Point Breeze Barbiesand the optional Subaru wagon you get a crystal and freerainbow flag bumper sticker.


White Settlement Barbie
This former Teen Queen Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories
include a GED and bus pass. Happenin' Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy are available but
rarely found since the addition of the infant.



Benbrook Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

[trickyrix]

...but in the original article, Barbie's butterfly tatoo is clearly in the wrong spot. I think she should've been called "Tramp Stamp Barbie" and come with "pole grip" hands and legs, but that's just me.