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No joke - hard facts
Your President said change was coming. Part of the change is new definitions for common terms:
New Stock Market Terms
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER - What my financial planner has made me.
STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT - an archaic word no longer in use.
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05 MX-5 Mazdaspeed #1024 Titanium Gray Mica
Yawn...
Someone is posting the spam from their email onto the forum.
Daily Driver: 2013 Club edition in Pearl White Mica
Lightness? What's that? I drive a PRHT!
I'd post my SPAM but I don't think anybody would be interested in a Free Credit Report from Barnyard Sluts that drink Discount Gevalia Coffee.
'94 Black & Black & Tan
'99 head swap, JR header, TDR intake & header blanket, MegaSquirt, RB hollow bar, Tein Flex, 15x8 6ULs, HD M2 Sport, FM cat, Borla cat-back, black '95M interior, MOMO Zebrano, IL Motorsport console...
Dyno Days
8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/23/08 (Borla cat-back): 108.2 hp/104.1 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno
Roger Moore: the Danny White of James Bonds
Dear Sir/Ma,
Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly? We are glad to offer you for a job position at our company, BEAUCHAMP INTERIORS We need someone to work for the company as a Representative/Bookkeeper in the USA. This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA.
I won't post the rest of it cause I don't want any of you guys stealing this out from under me!
Sounds like the World Headquarters is somewhere in a dark corner of Nigeria...Originally Posted by cam76034
Dear Sir/Ma,
Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly? We are glad to offer you for a job position at our company, BEAUCHAMP INTERIORS We need someone to work for the company as a Representative/Bookkeeper in the USA. This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA.
I won't post the rest of it cause I don't want any of you guys stealing this out from under me!
'94 Black & Black & Tan
'99 head swap, JR header, TDR intake & header blanket, MegaSquirt, RB hollow bar, Tein Flex, 15x8 6ULs, HD M2 Sport, FM cat, Borla cat-back, black '95M interior, MOMO Zebrano, IL Motorsport console...
Dyno Days
8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/23/08 (Borla cat-back): 108.2 hp/104.1 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno
Roger Moore: the Danny White of James Bonds
I would post mine but I was told that it was best not to tell my friends and family until my bank account can be verified.
John O.
94R
Thats a pretty specific fetish you have there Rick...
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