I like this guy!

[rjosey8385]

OK, since this thread has obviously gone to the dogs (and other assorted animals), here's a Christmas song for the dogs:

W A L K I N G I N A D O G G I E W O N D E R L A N D . . .

(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)


Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?

In the lane, snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.


Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.

It's a sign for wandering vagrants;

"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!

Marked up as my winter wonderland."


In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,

So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!


Straight from me to the fence post,

flows the stream that I love most;

It says "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland.

[Treibenschnell]

That's pretty damned good!