What's wrong with this picture?

[TurboDuane]

What really annoys me is the reporter at the DMN that couldn't do 5 minutes of research to understand just how implausible this scenario is and how newsworthy it isn't. It just perpetuates ignorance in elementary physics. You're a journalist for God's sake. Do your job.

Maybe this article was meant to be funny. It had to be.

Now if I could just patten my ArsOcar concept, I'll be good to go. The concept is really simple. Each seat in the car attach's to your butt, and sucks the methane gas from your arse and burns it to propel the car. I also envision racing models, but they will require diarrhea, otherwise you would risk engine destruction from premature detonation.

[sxk122]

Dude.... i'd buy an ArsOcar..... I'd have the fastest runnning one around. Me driving, and the dog in the passenger seat.....

[creek]

"For every complex problem there is a simple, easy to understand, wrong answer."
Albert Einstein

Ever heard of Isaac Newton? This guy probably thinks he invented the fig.

Give the reporter and his editor a break. They were obviously English majors at a state university.

[Darron65]

This is depressing:

For a while as a boy, he lived in a car in Lindsay, Okla., with his sister and mother. He bathed in the Washita River each morning before heading off to second grade.
"My intent is to get my idea into the hands of someone who can make it work," said Thompson, the father of eight children.

Umm, yeah. Ever seen Idiocracy?

[Miatamoto]

Umm, yeah. Ever seen Idiocracy?

His invention would work if he used gatorade instead of antifreeze... because it's got electrolytes!

[trickyrix]

His invention would work if he used gatorade instead of antifreeze... because it's got electrolytes!

Electrolytes FTW!

[juxt3r]

[Bell]

"For every complex problem there is a simple, easy to understand, wrong answer."
Albert Einstein

Awesome quote. Definitely applies to politics.