Maybe you need an "ode to Miata":
An Ode to Rex
Rex is a dog,
A breed among breeds
And though you cant see him
You can smell we're he's pee'd
He's a one of a kind
You could never replace
He'll lick his balls,
Then he'll lick your face.
Now he may have bad breath
But he has a loving heart
And he's easy to find
Just follow his farts
He scampers and plays
He runs and he jumps
Then he'll mount your left leg
And trust me, he humps
What finer addition
To your family home
Than a dog you cant see
With an imaginary bone
He may dig up the ground
And bark up the trees
But he's a pleasure to have
Take him, I'm begging you please!