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    Default I've "OFFICIALLY" seen it all now.

    AND I CAN'T SELL MY MIATA ON EBAY???!?!!?!?!?!


    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....tem=7121711723
    Of all the world's greatest contradictions...'British Engineering' is by far my favorite oxymoron.

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    Obnoxious at any speed altiain's Avatar
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    Maybe you need an "ode to Miata":

    An Ode to Rex

    Rex is a dog,
    A breed among breeds
    And though you cant see him
    You can smell we're he's pee'd

    He's a one of a kind
    You could never replace
    He'll lick his balls,
    Then he'll lick your face.

    Now he may have bad breath
    But he has a loving heart
    And he's easy to find
    Just follow his farts

    He scampers and plays
    He runs and he jumps
    Then he'll mount your left leg
    And trust me, he humps

    What finer addition
    To your family home
    Than a dog you cant see
    With an imaginary bone

    He may dig up the ground
    And bark up the trees
    But he's a pleasure to have
    Take him, I'm begging you please!
    Iain

    "We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw

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    Of all the world's greatest contradictions...'British Engineering' is by far my favorite oxymoron.

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    Yeah but AU84, isnt that like 62 cents?

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    Hey TroyAndEddie since I was high bidder I'll give you AU $24.00 and my old imaginary dog for the new imaginary dog! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing
    Hey TroyAndEddie since I was high bidder I'll give you AU $24.00 and my old imaginary dog for the new imaginary dog! :P
    Hahaah!

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    BAAHH!! Look at the questions!! OMG!!
    Of all the world's greatest contradictions...'British Engineering' is by far my favorite oxymoron.

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    wow, thats retarded
    03 LS FM2ish TDR I/C
    99 Disco, the go anywhere ride

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    THAT TEARS IT! these people need to be removed from the gene pool, well they are in australia, that does explain a few things.

    Rich

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