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Rerun but still funny...

Three Labradors , one brown, one yellow and one

black were sitting in the surgery waiting room at

the Vet's when they struck up a conversation:

The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So

why are you here?"

The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on

everything-the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.

But the final straw was last night when I pissed in

the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to

do?

"Gonna cut my nuts off," replied the brown lab.

"They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and

asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under

fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for

the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up carpets.

But I went over the line last night when I dug a

great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black

lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected

yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and

asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump

anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table,

post-boxes, whatever. I want to hump everything

I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of

the shower and was bending down to dry her

toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped

on her back and started humping away".

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad

glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black lab said, cheerfully, "No, I'm just here

to get my nails clipped."

[trickyrix]