Classic quotes

[Billy Blaze]

WoW Just WoW

[OZMDD]

Or the Blinker Fluid!

Classic

[OZMDD]

And this:

It must be difficult when English is not your first language and what you are trying to say doesn't make sense in any language.
I call bullshit.

[jrj512]

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But how does that affect their alignment skillz?

That's kinda like saying "I won't get a lap dance at a place that doesn't serve fresh-cut french fries."

[Nails]

Posted in the Eagle's Canyon Raceway Toy Run December 4 & 5 :

Anyone have any videos from group 2? I want to see how slow I was, LOL.

No, but I saw a guy with a sketch pad...

Hmm, and I followed a certain white NA w/o rollbar for nearly a lap waiting for the point-by. I bet I could draw something from memory.

Poor Darron65. When he pointed me by on the straights, I think he actaully had to turn the car off in order to slow down enough. I swear he was jingling his key ring at me when I inched by.

[jrj512]

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i tool a set off a friend NA to barrow and installed them in my NB, they only fix because my car is stripped but yes they are so very much worth the money.

Jeff_man say what?

Let me help. I speak jeff_man.

He fabricated a set, using a set from an NA that he borrowed from his friend. He installed the set on his NB. They only fit because the car is stripped. He endorses the product and believes it is worth the money.

[jrj512]

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How about a picture of a guy drinking from an ER mug, wearing an ER shirt, doing the "ER loose ball shake" on a t-shirt.

[channelmaniac]

He speaks Jeffanese

Oh, and this:

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[ken o]

Do I have the most quotes? I don't even post half the stuff I think.

[cone-cerned]

That's what Yogi Berra said, "I didn't really say everything I said."

[jrj512]

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At first I figured you young kids had come up with a new twist to a Dirty Sanchez and called it the Sandy Bridge!

[onething]

Curran said most internet users won't see any effect from the transition.

right . . .

[jrj512]

As a brief "historical" point, the board here exists largely due to some dissatisfaction with the "club" offerings in the area.

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[jrj512]

Metroplex Mazda Enthusiasts, where Mazda owners hang out and Honda owners are begrudgingly tolerated.

I still think this should have been on the old MME t-shirts.

[redmenace]

You drive a car that can out handle my bloated pig. You don't need brakes, you need balls.

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[sammm]

I actually don't check FB much, since I have a penis.

[onething]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

Not a penis comment, but a great line.

DiNozzo would be proud.

[jrj512]

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Towing is a sticky subject here. most recommend a Peterbuilt tractor for a utility/tire trailer so I'm going to recommend using a BN Santa Fe train engine for something as heavy as a Miata and an Aircrane to get it to the train yard. Flat towing with that SUV is for nothing larger than a Micro Machine, maybe a Hot Wheel if you have a 1-ton dialog. I towed a lawn mower with a Cummins 3500 on a triple axle goose-neck once and it was too was dangerous.

[onething]

If mine looked that good, I'd have to have it exposed too!

again, not a penis comment, but a great line.

[jrj512]

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"Fun With Fur" brings a different thought to my mind.

Doug, most haven't had fur in many years.