Classic quotes

[POS Racing]

So I wrote this really long sentence about how much smarter my friends are than everyone on this board and I decided to keep going and going because its a slow day and I just can't stop typing because this sentence is about zip ties and full check ups for free and I'm never going to stop typing, I will use a comma occasionally and I'll probably end this bad boy with a period or something to that effect, maybe an exclamation point depending upon my mood, which is really the essence of the exclamation point but this is not the type of sentence for it because this is a special sentence that never ends, until now.

[Keifersmith]

Mr. BRG TP dispenser?

Is he running that with a MegaSquirt?

[wrx74]

Han Solo and Magneto.jpg

[jrj512]

I am much happier with the tongue now. Good job.

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[HudsonHawk]

Its about time I posted something worthy of this thread.

[Titus]

I love tires. Street tires, DOT racing tires, radial slicks, bias slicks. I love to smell new tires and sometimes even bring new tires in the house to counter the stinky plug in air fresheners my wife tortures me with. I love mounting tires on rims and even bought my own Coats 4040 tire changer so that I can change tires in my free time. I have four sets of wheels and tires for my car and I change periodically like changing shoes. My happiest days are when the UPS driver shows up with a stack of new tires. I'm not sure what this has to do with the discussion except a general opinion that people should use the tires they like.

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[OZMDD]

Overheard from Jrj512 at the Tour BBQ:
"I like a place like Vegas where you can go in a Walgreens and buy liquor!"

[tailchaser]

i've got bigger things to worry about right now.

twss

[OZMDD]

Says the guy whose car literally shoots rainbows.

LOL

[onething]

Once you’ve raced, you never forget it…and you never get over it. The only thing better is autocross because you get to do it more than once a year. – Richard Childress

[black roadster]

Once you’ve raced, you never forget it…and you never get over it. The only thing better is autocross because you get to do it more than once a year. – Richard Childress

[jrj512]

ken o has phD in douche. :)

I do and guess what your mother has in her?

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[jrj512]

How do we make payment arrangments? I do not have a paypal account but a friend does.

Reminds me of POS Racing's two-party out-of-state check joke, but I think this was real.

[jrj512]

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Butter up your ass and squeeze in; or as you call it, Saturday night.

[OZMDD]

You are that guy who bumped into English Langauge at a bar, sat down with it, and had a couple drinks. That first meeting was pretty exciting, so you convinced a scared, reluctant, but naive to meet you again. On that second meeting, you build trust with English Language, there was even a glimmer of a little romance with that respect you garnered. You started to show English language that you could not only pull your own weight as an intellectual equal, but you could trust each other and decided to go somewhere else. Well, it turns out that you left something at home and had to run by the house, it's on the way. Then, you invited English Language into the house while you looked for your things...and that's when you took advantage of the effort you put into building trust and you forcibly raped English. You held it down and raped it like a you're a god damned 3rd world war lord, power drunk on sin and depravity. The English language changed that day, and it can never go back from where you took it in that post with you misuse of punctuation, run-on sentences, and lack of capitalization of proper nouns. You made English Languate your whore, it's too bad you didn't have the decency to kill your victim, now English Language will live with what you've done.

Bam! That just happened.

[onething]

If you come out and they want to charge tell them you are on the crew for me.

Too many comments, too little time.

Fill in the blank yourself

[SirHustlerEsq]

Bam! That just happened.

lol

[onething]

You should ask yourself "How fast do you want to spend?"

Words to live by

[onething]

Good luck keeping the chicks off.

As if . . .

[redmenace]

And since I've built like hmmm 20 miatas now trust me she's good to go! :)

Good enough for me -- here's my wallet!