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    Hey look at that! Denton's mentioned in a big time website.

    Cops: Woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"

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    Trying to earn some extra money for Christmas presents Darron?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    So which of these two would have an easier time getting in the door...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm View Post
    Trying to earn some extra money for Christmas presents Darron?
    Not even close, but I was trying to think of a forum member resembling the police report description. Best I could think of was blackzx3_13!

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    What an idiot lady. That's all I have to say.
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    a woman who allowed a purported masseur who "seemed legitimate" into her home.
    What could possibly go wrong he seems nice!




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    with a tattoo on one of his upper arms. He was wearing flip-flops, a t-shirt, and cargo shorts
    Thats about 90% of the 20 somethings in Denton.

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    I got slapped last time I offered an ass massage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik View Post
    I got slapped last time I offered an ass massage...
    Sorry... I just wasn't in the mood for it that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Sorry... I just wasn't in the mood for it that day.
    Thats ok, btw you have nice tits, what size are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    So which of these two would have an easier time getting in the door...
    You can link directly to failblog and other cheezburger network site images... no need to attach. Unless that v3 kid is gonna whine about image sizes or something.
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    I'll go with "or something"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik View Post
    Thats ok, btw you have nice tits, what size are they?
    Not sure, but getting smaller ever day.

    Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs.
    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs.
    Tapeworm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Not sure, but getting smaller ever day.

    Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs.
    Go Rocky!


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    Quote Originally Posted by trickyrix View Post
    Tapeworm?
    Simple formula... 1400 calories a day on a normal day, 1800 calories on days that I spend at least an hour at the gym. Currently only making it to the gym about once a week, but I am going to try and start making it 3 days a week. This compares to 2500-3000 calories a day and no gym in the past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Not sure, but getting smaller ever day.

    Titus of December = Titus of September - 28 lbs.


    I'm impressed. Congrats, man.
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    I'm rejoining the gym this month, I've REALLY been slacking. But, I've been running a lot so it's not all bad.

    I finally have someone to inspire me. And it's a girl. Not related to me. And under 40. And cute!!
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