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    Obnoxious at any speed altiain's Avatar
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    Default Joe Stack's manifesto translated

    Joe Stack - I'm a special snowflake.

    I'm sure this is in poor taste, but it's too funny not to post.

    Yeah, life sucks and all, but I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for someone who owns his own plane whining about how "the man" is keeping him down. You live in a cardboard box under a bridge? Your life is hard. You live in the North Austin burbs, own a plane, and got caught trying to game the taxman? STFU.
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    Yea it is in bad taste....

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    I blame the justice system for my inability to evade it when I broke the law.

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    I like this one:

    There are fewer employment opportunities in Austin for psychotic, tax-evading contract engineers compared with California. This was news to me.
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    I'm an XKCD fan, so I liked this one:

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    So in summary... I am blaming eveyone else for my own bad choices. I can't be held responsible for my actions because no one else is. It's the governments fault for closing all the loopholes I found to make gobbs of cash.

    He is no better then the thousands who are on wellfare and should not be.

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    This man was a frustrated criminal that never reached the ultimate goal of being "above the law".
    He should have studied law rather than engineering.
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    Think I found my next sig.
    I blame the justice system for my inability to evade it when I broke the law. - Joe Stack

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    Ooops I forgot one line for my summary... WAAAAAA! my hurts.

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    What a piece of human pollution.
    Last edited by CarCar; 02-19-2010 at 03:10 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04 View Post
    I'm an XKCD fan, so I liked this one:
    I just became an XKCD fan... I've spent the last hour and a half punching through the comics... thank god for slow work days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarCar View Post
    What a piece of (ex)human pollution.
    edited for accuracy
    I learned this the hard way.....

    Take all of your valuables out of your car at night. This includes taking the mounting hardware off of your windshield or dash and hiding the power supplies. I lost over $ 1,000 to a thief with no hope of recovering my items and to top if off they smashed my window in the rain and my truck got soaked. Let my loss be your learning experience.

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    What he failed to understand is that his first mistake was to study engineering. A career in politics would have better suited him.
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