A senior citizen in Austin , TX drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-35, pushing the pedal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind him,red & blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought,"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to
await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today
is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off
with a Texas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
+1
If you're addicted to cold turkey how do you stop?
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Good one!
Oldy, but a goody. :)
I use to worry about money; but then realized I don't HAVE anything to worry about.