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    Q: How do you move up from Cub Scout to Boy Scout?










    A: You have to eat a Brownie...
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    As the father of a Brownie, I find no humor in that sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    As the father of a Brownie, I find no humor in that sir.
    I won't tell my joke then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMonkey View Post
    I won't tell my joke then.
    Tell it, It'll be fun to watch Titus' head explode.
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    I thought you had to do the 'special handshake' with the scoutmaster? Or was that just me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    I thought you had to do the 'special handshake' with the scoutmaster? Or was that just me?
    lol! good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel View Post
    Tell it, It'll be fun to watch Titus' head explode.
    Thanks Bill. By the way, Jamie is expecting a very large Girl Scout Cookie order from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Thanks Bill. By the way, Jamie is expecting a very large Girl Scout Cookie order from you.
    Um.....ok as long as you order mulch from Shawn......



    In all seriousness.....this would be a good excuse for us to get together again, your place or mine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel View Post
    Um.....ok as long as you order mulch from Shawn......



    In all seriousness.....this would be a good excuse for us to get together again, your place or mine?
    Sounds good. We can let the girls work out the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    Sounds good. We can let the girls work out the details.
    Works for me
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    A Priest, a Lawyer, and a Scoutmaster were on a boat with a bunch of scouts when the boat starts to leak. The priest says "Oh no, there are only three life jackets! What about the children? To which the lawyer replied "F*** the kids!"

    The Scoutmaster replies... "Do we have time?"
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