I voted WTF. Sorry, couldn't resist.
IF my car is running, and IF there is someone that could help me with a CLUTCH Fluid flush, I MIGHT stop by. Tailchaser was ragging on me for the maple syrup look of my clutch fluid the other day. Oooo... and I need a fuel filter.... gotta put in a new fuel filter. And maybe a new thermostat. Yeah.. That's the ticket!