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    Help Wanted......Gynecologist's Assistant





    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Fort Worth, and saw a

    card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went

    in and asked the clerk for details.



    The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the

    ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of

    their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private

    regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then

    rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's

    examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to

    Lubbock."



    "Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"



    "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now."
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

    1994 M Edition
    CSP 67

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    I've worked my way up to Weatherford.
    Bobby

    RED RULES!
    90 Miata, 04 Rubicon, 05 Boxster

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    I don't think the good would outweigh the bad...
    09 Lexus RX350
    .... no Miata

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    ^ what he said.........

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