Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock

[Treibenschnell]

There's nothing I can add to the comedy...

BRENTWOOD, N.H.
-- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

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[Dave04]

Where do you find this stuff Bean?? Wait... nevermind... I probably don't want to know...

[blackzx3_13]

I had a friend put icy hot down there. Sorry to say he was sober, but he made some pretty funny noises.

[Treibenschnell]

Where do you find this stuff Bean?? Wait... nevermind... I probably don't want to know...

What can I say? The damnest stories just come down the wire... we don't make this stuff up!