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    That's right, G-d now has a chat line...

    Click me for forgiveness...

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    HAHAHAHA!

    Tell "Him" that "He" sounds like Eliza and see what "He" says...
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    Is this a false prophet?

    Me:
    why did 3bean post this site?
    God:
    I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
    Me:
    but you know all things
    God:
    No, tell me about him, her or it.
    Not the God I believe in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onething
    Not the God I believe in.

    Me: How can I go faster during autocross?
    God: You must persuade me to go faster during autocross.

    Me: Should I go with the supercharger or the turbocharger?
    God: If you do not go, you will never know.

    While not exactly God like... still quite wise...
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    Here are the answers to the questions everyone wants to know!

    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    sammm
    God:
    Hi, sammm.
    Me:
    Why does onething fall off of ladders?
    God:
    Perhaps it is just fate.
    Me:
    Why does Bean's car have no top?
    God:
    Why does the sun shine?

    Me:
    When will POS buy a new car?
    God:
    Soon, I think.
    Me:
    Who will win the next S2K event?
    God:
    How would I know who will win the next S2K event?
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm
    Here are the answers to the questions everyone wants to know!
    Everyone should have the wisdom to ask the right questions.
    Bidden or not bidden, God is present
    "Up until the moment of impact, I was still having fun." Bob J. Hall San Francisco Region



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    Quote Originally Posted by sammm
    Here are the answers to the questions everyone wants to know!

    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    sammm
    God:
    Hi, sammm.
    Me:
    Why does onething fall off of ladders?
    God:
    Perhaps it is just fate.
    Me:
    Why does Bean's car have no top?
    God:
    Why does the sun shine?

    Me:
    When will POS buy a new car?
    God:
    Soon, I think.
    Me:
    Who will win the next S2K event?
    God:
    How would I know who will win the next S2K event?
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    My co-workers are looking at me funny now, because I burst out laughing when I read this post.
    Iain

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    Wow it's some impressive software!

    Me:
    when did you start?
    God:
    I was first activated in the Big Bang.
    Me:
    how is your son
    God:
    I am functioning within normal parameters.
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    42.
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    Me:
    How many horsepower can you get from a 400 dollar radiator?
    God:
    Not as many as you might think.
    Me:
    Is POS "Hot or Not"?
    God:
    It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser
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    Yes... But what is the question?!?!?!
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