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    Default Very much a bad purchase for me.

    Too funny not to share.

    LiNKiE.

    These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They’re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

    Again, they’re men’s pants, but they’d probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It’s a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

    They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I have shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.




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    How much are you hoping to get for them S?

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing
    How much are you hoping to get for them S?
    Winning bid: US $102.50

    S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    The questions below the ad are killing me!
    I can't see them (remember?). Do share...

    S.

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    Did you take note of the Q&A (no, not T&A!) on the auction page? They were as funny as the auction, itself!!!!! Darn, wish I'd have know about the auction BEFORE it ended....sigh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by srivendel
    I can't see them (remember?). Do share...

    S.
    OK here ya go!
    Lederhosen from Germany
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    This question/reply was my favorite. Funny stuff! ::BigBird:

    Q:you enjoy stereotyping people that wear leather dont ya, you think owning leather is gay, let me tell you something i am not gay, i am not famous, dont ride a bike, and unlike i aint a coward. i do own 2 pairs of them, to me they are more comfy than blue jeans ever will be, i where them anywhere i want including church, no ones ever said nothing about them


    A:More important: Do you need a pair of 34x34 leather pants?

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    More important.. do you need a pair 34x34 leather pants...

    Priceless!!

    If I didn't know any better, and by that answer alone, I would say sammmy was selling the pants!

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    I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

    I am not a member of Queen.
    I do not like motorcycles.
    I am not Rod Stewart.
    I am not French.
    I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.


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    I could see good old Mr Babaganoush wearing those around town.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    I could see good old Mr Babaganoush wearing those around town.
    I just don't see it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    I just don't see it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    I just don't see it...
    When my wife stopped laughing, she said, "Tell POS he's hot", and then laughed some more.

    Someone had to do it. Thank you Dave04.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    I just don't see it...
    I don't care who ya are, that's freakin' hilarious!!
    Iain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    I just don't see it...
    Wasn't he one of the guys backstage with CM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04
    I just don't see it...


    A perfect end to a very mediocre Wednesday!

    Outstanding!

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    ^Somebody should put that on his hot or not page!
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