The Parrot
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The
captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
the captain's parrot.
Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold
back:
"OK, I give up. Where's the ^%$### ship?
"Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague longing for something salty" - Peter Egan
Originally Posted by onething
This is a late parrot!
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
He's pine'in for the Fjords!
At this point I realize I am too young to get the follow up jokes...
Wake UP!!!
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Dave"Opinions are like
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You've GOT to be kidding me.
Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
It only goes to show when people can no longer discriminate on the grounds of race, religion, or sexual orientation, they can improvise and still find someone to hate. - Dave Moulton
That's just sad...
Jeez. What are they teaching you kids these days?
Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
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