A thread about towing a truck improperly ending up as a discussion about hard liqour

[tailchaser]

Real whisky isn't made from corn.

Heritage be damned, that particular bottle contains a liquid that tastes not entirely unlike wet moss. And for the record, I called Maker's sub-par. If I wanted to eat an oak tree, I'd go at it with a fork and knife.

[riverracer]

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And for the record, I called Maker's sub-par. If I wanted to eat an oak tree, I'd go at it with a fork and knife.

I don't care who you are thats funny.....

[Kiliwizz]

Heritage be damned, that particular bottle contains a liquid that tastes not entirely unlike wet moss.

Blasphemy!!!!

[altiain]

Heritage be damned, that particular bottle contains a liquid that tastes not entirely unlike wet moss. And for the record, I called Maker's sub-par. If I wanted to eat an oak tree, I'd go at it with a fork and knife.

You heathen! I can't believe you said that! Have you no taste buds at all?

[Kakkyo]

I vote we change the subject of this post to "Which hard liqour is the finest of them all?"

[tailchaser]

Are you old enough to cast that vote?

By the way... as I'm in the process of researching to properly cast my vote, and in light of the fact that this thread has gone waaaay off topic, I feel compelled to dedicate a song.

A song to one of our favorite members. One whom we haven't heard from lately...

So...

with all due respect to B.B. King and all...

"Back Door Santa"

We all know who to...

[Treibenschnell]

Back Door Santa

they call me the back door santa
i make my runs about the break of day
they call me the back door santa
i make my runs about the break of day
i make all the little girls happy, while the boys are out to play
i ain't like the old saint nick, he don't come but once a year
i ain't like the old saint nick, he don't come but once a year
i come runnin with my presents, every time they call me dear
i keep some change in my pocket
i chase the children home
i give them a few pennies so we could be alone
ileave the back door open so if anybody smells the mouse
and wouldn't old santa be in troupbe
if there ain't n chimney in the house
they call me the back door santa
i make my runs about the break of day
i make all the little girls happy, while all the boys are out to play
they call me back door santa
yeah that's what they call me
they call me the back door santa
yeah that's what they call me

[Kakkyo]

TC sir, I am 21 by my documentation card known as my Texas Driver's License. I am of age to be consuming such fine spirits, sir!

[RX7-2nr]

LOL- nice title change.

[Majik]

LOL- nice title change.

[tailchaser]

TC sir, I am 21 by my documentation card known as my Texas Driver's License. I am of age to be consuming such fine spirits, sir!

Heh. Just making sure. Proceed with your research!