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Chuck Norris
Not sure why, but this is oddly hilarious...
Linkie.
Top Thirty Facts
[I have only reprinted the Top 10. The rest are equally as funny.]
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
5. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
9. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
S.
Now I wait patiently for some wiseacre to tell me that this is not funny at all...
Originally Posted by srivendel
*yawn*
Daily Driver: 2013 Club edition in Pearl White Mica
Lightness? What's that? I drive a PRHT!
I kinda chuckled at this one...
Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
And this...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
S.
And if that isn't funny, well, try this *NWS*
Pooch.
*WARNING EXPLICIT*
S.
They sucked too huh?
"Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague longing for something salty" - Peter Egan
Hey, we can never get enough low-brow humour!
I particularly enjoyed "Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer." and have shared it with many, many people around the world...who are now scared of me.
Details. It's all about the details.
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Yep. Wasn't funny then either.
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