Laughable thrashings (Mitsu & DC)

[redmenace]

www.feelwhathappens.com
(Sedans and SUVs -- *yawn*.)

www.chrysler.com/artofdriving/
Apparently DC didn't get enough of an earful after last year's pathetic "Art of Driving" intro for the Crossfire:

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At the Art of Driving, you may register for one timeslot on one of three courses:

...Top-Down Performance Course (featuring the Crossfire Roadster, PT Cruiser Convertible, Crossfire Coupe, and the PT Cruiser Turbo)
...Stow 'n Go® Road Course (featuring the Chrysler Pacifica and the all-new Chrysler Town & Country)
...300 Performance Course (featuring the all-new Chrysler 300C!)

By signing up for a course, you are guaranteed two test-drives within your registered one-hour timeslot. If the schedule permits, you may have an opportunity to drive on another course.
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Talk about cheap effin' bastards! If you've been to promotional drive events by BMW, Lexus, Volvo, even GM[!], you know DC ought to know better.

Anyone know when registration opens for BMW's SGK UD? I thought it was August or September.

[Majik]

www.feelwhathappens.com
(Sedans and SUVs -- *yawn*.)

Just attending this event voids every warranty you might ever have....

[Treibenschnell]

Only one out of 8 Chrysler vehicles would or could you possibly want to drive aggressively.

And neither of the Mitsus are attractive either!