Why we split up...

[Treibenschnell]

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

[Titus]

So... THAT's how you get ~8300 posts on here...



( and yeah... pretty funny...)

Bean just realized that POS has past him in posts while he has been busy polishing his Solstice. He is in catch-up mode.

[Treibenschnell]

It's nice to have a computer of my own again!

[Dave04]

Bean just realized that POS has past him in posts while he has been busy polishing his Solstice. He is in catch-up mode.

Bean has a Solstice??!??!?!!?? I wanna test drive!

[Treibenschnell]

Bean has a Solstice??!??!?!!?? I wanna test drive!

Nah... don't listen to him. It's just a used S2k.



















































I'm kidding...

[onething]

POS Racing.......8,365
Treibenschnell...8,303

Did you hear the one about the driver who said, "we need a caution" and spun his car to get a caution so he could fix his car and get back in the race


He wasn't very funny. At least Treibenschnell is funny and maybe his new computer has:
Automatic Cut'n'Paste
Automatic Cut'n'Paste
Automatic Cut'n'Paste
Automatic Cut'n'Paste
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You get the idea

[onething]

I found the Automatic Cut'n'paste button on my computer . . .

Scenario:


You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley. On your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.


What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







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Answer:


Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", Treibenschnell, you're drunk.

[Nexus Flux]

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", Treibenschnell, you're drunk.

Now that's funny!!

[Treibenschnell]

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", Treibenschnell, you're drunk.

It's some strong coffee!

[TurboDuane]

3b some of those were really funny.

Thanks.