Jotd - Ws
Bogged down in a huge, mud-filled hole in the road, a motorist paid a passing farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor.
Once back on dry ground, the grateful motorist said: “If that’s all you charge, I bet you’re pulling people out of the mud day and night.”
“Can’t,” said the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”
Last edited by cone-cerned; 11-07-2006 at 10:21 AM. Reason: I forgot to add a clown.
On the track, I am fearless.
If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.
1994 M Edition
CSP 67
Iain
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw
Damnit...where's that "I can't see shit" jpg...
Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
Ask and ye shall receive... thanks!!
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