A guy walked into a bar .....

[brock]

A guy walked into a bar and spotted a drop-dead-gorgeous gal sitting at
the bar. Throwing caution to the wind he walked directly to her and
blurted, You have to be the most beautiful lady I've ever seen. How's
it going?

The gal, having downed a few drinks, turned to him and said, Listen
here! You might as well know I screw anybody, anywhere, any time my
place, your place bottom floor, top floor. I've been doing it since
the moment I got out of school, and I just flat-out love every minute
of it!

The guy's eyes were now wide with interest, and he responded, No
kidding? I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?


She made me post it.

[Majik]

cough cough


Good one man... :P

[Austin the Great]

You make baby Jesus cry