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    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.


    She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
    Perhaps the shits?

    As for the gas?


    Next time just wait it out...

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    So I guess she was allowed on the next flight, or did they give her vouchers so she can stink up a rental car?

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    Wow. I on airplanes all the time, and always thought they got sucked up into the ventilation system before anybody could smell them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by srivendel View Post
    "The Civic Si will probably get you noticed by the law (if you drive it like a man)" --a2birdcage
    Who in the hell is a2birdcage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Who in the hell is a2birdcage?
    My guess is some 16 year old kid who is getting a new Civic Si from Santa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    My guess is some 16 year old kid who is getting a new Civic Si from Mommy!
    Probably... unless that's srivendel's name on the HONDA boards...

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    "The Civic Si will probably get you noticed by the law (if you drive it like a man)" --a2birdcage

    Or you if you put one of these on it...

    http://vroombox.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell View Post
    Who in the hell is a2birdcage?

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