Retirement

[cone-cerned]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket, and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

[Treibenschnell]

Hysterical!!!

[Mingle]

i think youre my new hero

[Sharpie]

If it's true that's super funny!

[TurboDuane]

If it's true that's super funny!

+1, Great Stuff

[cone-cerned]

Not true, just a joke.

[jrj512]

For your daily fun tomorrow, when the malls are good a crowded with people using their gift cards and exchanging gifts, go to the mall and Superglue a quarter to to the floor. People will stop in the middle of a crowd to try very hard to pick it up, thus causing an accordion affect of people stacking up behind them. I find that you must do it at a spot where people are looking down, such as just before a step or where the flooring changes to carpet. It's a fun way to kill time on the cheap.

Just don't let MadMonkey catch you if you are at Grapevine Mills.