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    Obnoxious at any speed altiain's Avatar
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    Default I'm gonna be a MILLIONAIRE!!!

    No, really.

    Straight from the ol' altiain email inbox this afternoon:

    Attn: Mr. altiain

    Sir,

    I am contacting you in respect of the outstanding ( $15.5 Million Dollars) which is the remaining contract payment due to my late client Mr. John Sharock that had long been approved and credited to his account; this i want us to claim and get transfered to your account . For quite some years now , this funds has been lying dormant with the bank with it's accumulated interest without any one noted as the beneficiary or next of kin that has come up for this fund's claim because from all indication , my late client having naturalised here in cote d' ivoire had no child nor was he married while he was residing here.

    Being his lawyer that knows every detail of the late Mr John Sharock , i then decided that this funds must be claimed and transfered instead . My contacting you is in principle to have you endorsed legally as the next of kin / heir apparent to whom the fortune to the late Mr. John Sharock is bequest unto ; as the lawyer to the late john Sharock , i will have to get an attested "WILL" that will read in your favour prepared as the legally bequest person whom Mr John Sharock had "WILLED" his fortune in favour of. Under this arrangement , you are going to be presented as the beneficiary to this funds as will be stated in the "WILL" which i have to get prepared to read on your behalf once you accept to execute this transaction along with me.

    Above all , i will want this transaction to be built around honesty , trust and co operation between the two of us . The sharing ration of this fund will have to go down this way ; 20% for you then 75% for me while 5% will be mapped out for any expencies that might be encoured during the course of this transaction.

    You can have me contacted on my mobile telephone numner ( +0022507448238 ) just incase you want to talk this transaction over with me .



    Regards

    Barrister Issac Ali Wetaego
    I wonder how many Miatas I can buy with that?
    Iain

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    You have officially arrived on the Internet when you get that... the only other one of greater stature is the Nigerian letter...

    Congrats!
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    Hey... I got that, too! No fair!!!

    Ummm... General... You may need to use a new e-mail encoding method, as the only place the address where I received that e-mail exists is on the Texas Region web site...

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    Negotiate!

    I bet you can get your share up to 40%...
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