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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found them assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma 'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Funny!
Randy (who'd rather be)
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
2005 Saab 9³ Arc 2.0L Turbo
Funny, but I could have sworn I read this here a looooooong time ago
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
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