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  1. 07-02-2007, 06:47 AM #1
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    A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh, killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males and 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone".
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    ...and across the line.

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