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[cam76034]

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!

You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

[MadMonkey]

I like blonde jokes. Such as Paris Hilton. ZING!

And I laughed at your sig

[onething]

And I laughed at your sig

but do you know who Klaatu was or even remember his band?

[MadMonkey]

but do you know who Klaatu was or even remember his band?

His band? All I know is that he (edit) had a robot that could disintegrate tanks and guns with his death ray

Trust me, I grew up with old movies. Heck, I still think Alice White was hot back in the 20's

[Dave04]

His band? All I know is that he was a robot that could disintegrate tanks and guns with his death ray

Trust me, I grew up with old movies. Heck, I still think Alice White was hot back in the 20's

If you knew so much about old movies... you'd know the robot was named Gort.

[MadMonkey]

If you knew so much about old movies... you'd know the robot was named Gort.

Oops, forgot that detail. I always get them mixed up

[Treibenschnell]

If you knew so much about old movies... you'd know the robot was named Gort.

Actually, Seymour Gorthalemeuw Franklin... Gort was his nickname.

[cam76034]

but do you know who Klaatu was or even remember his band?

Metallica!

[MadMonkey]

Metallica!

Klaatu was a Canadian band...

[onething]

Do they let ANYBODY use Google these days?

[cone-cerned]

What do you call two blonds in a VolksWagon?











Far-from-thinkin'.

[onething]

After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all his
life, An old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big
city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but
on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the
barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, So that's
the ugly tramp he's runnin' around with."

From my friend in Oklahoma