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  1. 07-20-2004, 11:32 PM #1
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    Default Excuses

    Have a bad day at the track? Lose to your buddy by three thousandths of a second? ( :P ) Tired of coming up with new excuses? Never fear - use the handy-dandy excuse generator, and you'll never have to think up your own excuse again.
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  2. 07-20-2004, 11:42 PM #2
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    I went through all of those, and didnt see anything about tire delamination... :P
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    Jock itch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilSpeeder
    Jock itch.
    That's gotta be a bitch when you have a five point harness on!
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  5. 07-21-2004, 02:54 PM #5
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    Haha, whats up sub strap?????
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    One word - diareha

    Cha cha cha

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  7. 07-21-2004, 05:21 PM #7
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    As you put the car in first and feel a sudden burst... Diarrhea diarrhea

    As you go around the corner and your ass feels a little warmer... diarrhea diarrhea
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    If you're shifting into third, and feel squirmy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majik
    As you put the car in first and feel a sudden burst... Diareha diareha

    As you go around the corner and your ass feels a little warmer... diareha diareha
    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    If you're shifting into third, and feel squirmy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea!
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    I'm glad we're such a high-brow group!
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    It's certainly better than being up to your eyes in &#$*...
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  12. 07-21-2004, 06:18 PM #12
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    If you miss second gear shift and your up to your eyes in *&^%, diarrhea, diarrhea.
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    If you're shifting into fourth and you feel an urgent force... Diarrhea Diarrhea
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    If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.


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    If your hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are almost full, diarrhea, diarrhea.
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    If you are changing a tire, and you feel a backfire, diarrhea diarrhea
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    >>If you hear your turbo spool, and your shorts are all but cool, diarrhea, diarrhea.

    LMFAO!
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    I'll have to charge you royalties for that you know!
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  18. 07-22-2004, 07:58 AM #18
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    Haha, as soon as I start making the T-Shirts I'll give you a cut!
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  19. 01-23-2005, 04:26 PM #19
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    Sorry to bring this back from the dead, but.... your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
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    If you're slipping off the track and you feel moistness in your crack... diarrhea, diarrhea...
    ...and across the line.

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