Heard of this? - TURBOZET

[Treibenschnell]

This ad gave me a good case of the giggles -

TurboZet

TURBO Zet is consisted of servomotor, TURBO Impeller, Special Bearings, Microprocessor, Electronic Driver, Magnet, and then Electricity is PC (pulse current) 12Volt 50W.

Microprocessor senses engine rpm or Alternator Impulse, intake Air Pressure and Temperature, and oneself rpm, and then orders servomotor to rotate to supply air, then Air to Fuel Mixture is to be ideal ratio, and it can generate Max engine response power. Servomotor rotate from low rpm to high rpm according to Microprocessor Signal.

At engine idling conditions servomotor response very quickly and changes rpm, because engine load is many change.
Now you can enjoy powerful driving with response of the TURBO Zet.

[altiain]

Wow... if I add that on top of an electric supercharger, I ought to end up with about eleventy billlion horsepower!

PT Barnum had it right - there really is a sucker born every minute.