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    Samantha is a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you’d like to mention, and can hold her own in a cussing contest. While all that is great fun she’s tired of being thought of as one of the boys when she’s a girl at heart. She’s looking to be treated like the young lady she really is.

    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php

    As a father of two girls, I only wish I had found this site before I threw all that into the Lubbock economy! At age 22 and 19, I hope they're not too old already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam76034 View Post
    As a father of two girls, I only wish I had found this site before I threw all that into the Lubbock economy! At age 22 and 19, I hope they're not too old already!
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    Wow... Brides for sale...

    Olivia N.
    Age: 16,
    Location: Northeast

    Bride Price:
    $42,995
    Olivia lived among the finer things in life until her family found themselves in diminished circumstances. She is looking for a husband that can not only get her back to where she was but help out those she loves as well.

    Already looking for a Sugar Daddy at the age of 16!
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    Read the testimonials!
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    For those of you that said I'd never get married......





    I still can't afford a wife....lol
    Blah blah blah!

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    At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

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    Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam76034 View Post
    Samantha is a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you’d like to mention, and can hold her own in a cussing contest. While all that is great fun she’s tired of being thought of as one of the boys when she’s a girl at heart. She’s looking to be treated like the young lady she really is.

    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php

    As a father of two girls, I only wish I had found this site before I threw all that into the Lubbock economy! At age 22 and 19, I hope they're not too old already!
    Is the website based in Arkansas? Sheesh, on the home page all the girls were under 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why don't the parents just place their daughters on Ebay!!

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    Think they allow test drives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken o View Post
    Think they allow test drives?
    Brides are harder to get rid of than cars... You shouldn't even start.

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    http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/0...our-daughters/

    goobers.


    although 16 year olds...... in texas.....

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    More info here.

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    So you really can't buy jailbait on the interweb??? DANG!!!

    I am sorely disappointed... pfffffft...

    Andy, I might be swinging through Lubbock soon... you wanna shoot me some digits?










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    meh.

    if there is grass on the field. Every guy has entertained the thought, even if they don't want to admit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trickyrix View Post
    So you really can't buy jailbait on the interweb??? DANG!!!
    You still can, but you have to go much further east to get it.

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    OK, this is really funny. Who would have thought........... Just a couple of questions, though:

    1. Can you purchase more than one? I guess you might have to move to a compound in west Texas for that to happen.

    2. Hmmmmm. Isn't Lubbolk considered west Texas?

    3. Why didn't I think of this first?

    Hahahahahahahahaha! :)
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    wow...and then the testimonials, like onething said....how sad.

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