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    Default In the future, we'll all have talking sex robots...

    Apparently, the future is now.

    Not creepy at all.
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    Rick,go ahead and get one so that we have a 'tech day"!
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    i just bot one so i can get road head going down the HOV lane

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    Could they not make one that Looks like a Tranny?
    Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...

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    Too bad about the talking part.

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    "There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.
    Apparently computer scientists and engineers.
    ...and across the line.

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    For an extra fee, he'll also record customizable dialogue and phrases for each client, which means Roxxxy could talk to you about NASCAR, say, or the intricacies of politics in the Middle East.

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    Oh, like y'all never had sex with an appliance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by creek View Post
    Oh, like y'all never had sex with an appliance.
    Does a hose clamp taped to a jigsaw count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by creek View Post
    Oh, like y'all never had sex with an appliance.
    I didn't know you knew my ex-wife.

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    I hear they are looking for beta testers.

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    Whenever I read about this "robot", it reminds me of parts of Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage", namely the tracks "A Token of My Extreme", "Stick it out", and "Sy Borg". Not a pretty picture of the future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walsted View Post
    Whenever I read about this "robot", it reminds me of parts of Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage", namely the tracks "A Token of My Extreme", "Stick it out", and "Sy Borg". Not a pretty picture of the future.
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